3. Embarrassing childhood story
4. Primary school stories
5. Favourite children's books
5. Best present you ever received as a child
6. Childhood friends
8. Something you miss
9. Quirky things you did as a child
10. Favourite childhood photos
Day 3: Embarrassing Childhood Story
Okay, I think everyone has some embarrassing stories from their childhood that they like to share with people because they seem so long ago that it couldn't have possibly been you making that embarrassing mistake! Nonetheless here are some embarrassing stories that I am going to pretend didn't happen to me:
1. The & symbol.
Now my sister is a nice person but I think when she was younger she liked scaring me a lot. She used to tell me that it was completely and utterly illegal to use the '&' symbol. ANYWHERE. EVER. So naturally, me being the not so bright 5 year old I was, I believed her. Until one day I was feeling a bit rebelious and drew the symbol. Not 5 seconds later I legitimately go so scared I ripped up the piece of paper and started crying thinking that the police were going to arrive any minute and take me away.
However, whenever I write 'and' these days I always use the & symbol. Just a way of reminding myself it isn't illegal I suppose.
2. Grating wood.
The stairs in my house are made out of wood, so naturally so are the handrails. I think this must have occurred around the ages of 3 or 4? Because I sort of remember this happening but that doesn't make it any less horrifying that I ever did it! So anyway, I guess I was just tall enough to see over the top of the handrail on the 2nd floor because I used to grind my teeth on it. Like actually just grate my teeth up and down on the rail. I think I did this a few times because my mum found the marks one day and was so confused, I think it took me about a week to confess it was actually me. My mum already knew though.
The marks are still there too!
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3. Victory Victory Curtains and Blinds
If you're from Australia you know the ad I'm talking about here. It has a really catchy jingle that goes "Victory Victory Curtains and Blinds one three one three double nine." It is the catchiest thing every I swear to goodness because I knew that phone number off by heart, so one day I decided to call the company. As soon as a lady answered I slammed the phone down so hard and I felt immediately horrible because I thought the lady would know my phone number and then she would send the police to my house to come and get me (is this a recurring theme that I'm petrified of the police???) so anyway I ran to my mum crying and after she had finished laughing her head off she told me it would be our little secret.
It wasn't though! She never fails to tell every single person she meets!
I'm certain I have a bajillion other embarrassing stories but these are the ones that have stuck with me!
Over and out,
Erin.



















